| Staid, chaste, strict,
small—Singapore has heard it all. But this island-nation of
4.2 million people has one thing going for it (many things,
actually, but we'll get to that later): Singapore is a sure
fling. Changi Airport's superefficient staff get you out in
thirty minutes or less. Half an hour later, you're in the city
center and the island is yours to savor. Singapore is clean,
manageable, and safe; you can drink the water and get around
easily; and people don't pester you if you're a woman
traveling alone. Best of all, it is small enough (about the
size of Chicago) to sample in a day or two.
Which is precisely my intent. Having lived in Singapore for
two years, I have returned wanting to revel in it as a
tourist—to see it all and do it all within forty-eight
hours. But what might once have been a leisurely pursuit is
shaping up to be a herculean undertaking.
8 A.M. I roll out of bed at the Fullerton (where a
cab deposited me in the wee hours after an overnight flight
from New York) and fantasize about ordering a Singapore Sling
but order a coffee instead—the first of many cups. Singapore
is blessed with a panoply of good hotels. I've chosen the
Fullerton mostly for its location near the highways and the
harbor (which will allow me to duck in and out during my
harried, carefully calibrated itinerary) and the quiet
formality of its staff. The Ritz-Carlton has more effusive
service, the Oriental a fantastic spa, the Four Seasons
greater intimacy, the Shangri-La a soothing setting, and
Raffles all that history. But as a package, the Fullerton is
my favorite.
8:30 A.M. Singapore isn't perpetually jammed like
Bangkok or Bombay, but rush hour is just that, so I
reverse-commute to Jurong Bird Park for "Breakfast with
the Birds," a popular activity. The buffet isn't anything
to write home about, but the fowl are captivating: eagles,
parrots, pink flamingos, and storks. I board a golf cart for
an hour's tour with a well-informed guide. Do this. And be
sure to stop at the Lory Loft, a giant enclosure, with a
treetop boardwalk, that is fashioned to look like the
Australian Outback. Buy a bowl of nectar and watch the
parrotlike lories alight on your arms. Truly a treat.
10 A.M. Since I am already in Jurong, I decide to
run into the Singapore Science Centre, a great place for
kids—and, I might add, adults. (At each stop, I give my
driver strict instructions to wait out front. He's a local but
lacks a New York cabbie's killer instincts.) The two IMAX
films interest me. I buy tickets to Mysteries of the Nile
and Mystic India before deciding, regrettably, that I
must be going.
10:30 A.M. The ubiquitous hawker markets are the
gustatory soul of Singapore. Pick any high-rise and you're
bound to find one at its feet offering a colorful glimpse of
life at street level. Toothless Chinese men gossip, sari-clad
Indian women bargain fervidly for fish and vegetables, hijab-wearing
Malay matrons scurry through, children in tow. Singapore isn't
beset by racial tensions, even though three distinct
groups—Chinese, Indians, and Malays—make their home here,
mostly in separate ethnic enclaves. When I first moved to
Singapore from New York, I was struck by how the passion and
politics that surround race in America are virtually absent
here. I think it's because Singaporeans accept ethnic and
religious differences with a live-and-let-live attitude that
is more like Canada's salad bowl than America's melting pot.
Nowhere is this more evident than in the hustle and bustle of
the hawker stalls.
Maxwell and Tiong Bahru are considered the best, Newton
Circus and Lau Pa Sat are for expats and tourists, and each
Singaporean has his or her preferred vendor of chicken rice,
chili crabs, curried fish cakes, egg tarts, prawn noodles, roti
prata, and satay. My favorite is Alexandra Village Hawker
Centre, nestled amid shops selling tires and automobile parts.
The chilled avocado juice at Exotic Juice Cathay is the best
I've ever tasted, and the durian, honeydew, kiwi, and soursop
aren't bad either. I am still hungry but not worried. In
Singapore, food is everywhere.
11 A.M. The shops at Orchard Road are just opening.
I hit them with the precision of a stealth bomber: Forum for
kids' clothes; Palais Renaissance for the Bollywood-inspired
store Mumbai Sé; Tang for its famed housewares department
selling bamboo baskets, clay pots, slow cookers, sushi sets,
woks, and other Asian necessities; Takashimaya for its
chinoiserie, discount handbags, feng shui fountains, and food
hall. I pick up delicious green-tea muffins at the St. Leaven
bakery and Thai mango salad at Thanying Express.
Shopping is a blood sport in Singapore, aptly described by
the local Chinese word kiasu, which means "always
wanting the best, no matter what." In Singapore, everyone
is kiasu. Morning store openings bring huge lines of
jostling shoppers who want to be the first in the door.
Fistfights between women vying for the same dress are par for
the course during the June and July sales. People hide
potential acquisitions in the wrong aisle so they can come
back at a more convenient time to claim them. None of this
intimidates me, of course, having cut my teeth at the
semiannual sales at Barneys.
All of this shopping does, however, take its toll, and so I
submit my aching head to an aromatic scalp massage at
Takashimaya's Clinique d'Esthetique before taking the
underpass to the Paragon mall. Most people come here to stock
up on big-name labels before lunching on scrumptious pork
dumplings at Din Tai Fung. I just gawk.
1 p.m. When I tell my driver that I want to go to
Geylang, he stares at me. Geylang is the Malay stronghold of
Singapore. It is also the red-light district.
"You want to go to the fruit part or the bad
part?" he asks.
"It is one o'clock in the afternoon," I say.
"Who'd go to a brothel now?"
"You'd be surprised," he says.
We set out for the fruit bazaars along Sims Avenue, which
sell luscious longans, lychees, mangosteens, rambutans, and
the notorious durian ("smells like hell but tastes like
heaven"). I had put off tasting a durian during my two
years in Singapore but am now determined to try one. They
stink, yes, but then so does fish. The payoff is in the flesh:
impossibly light, like mousse or the fluffiest of cheesecakes.
Not bad, I decide.
1:30 P.M. Getting to Sentosa requires crossing a
bridge, always a pain, but it is home to some of my favorite
attractions. As traffic piles up at the toll booth, I am
already late for my appointment at Underwater World. I've
never even dived before, but here I find I can swim with the
sharks for sixty dollars. Swimming with me is a Bulgarian
tourist who seems to have dived since birth. I am mildly
freaked out, but the Chinese instructor is infinitely patient.
We get into a 26,000-plus-gallon tank. I panic. We come out.
The Bulgarian rolls his eyes. We go in again. This time I
figure out how to breathe through the cork clamped in my
mouth. There are fish all around, swimming in schools, coming
up to me inquisitively. The instructor gives me a thumbs-up. I
touch one shark and then another and another, usually when
they are swimming away. Half the fun is having people gawk at
you through the glass. I pose for photographs feeling like a
minor celebrity.
2:30 P.M. I am tired when I emerge. Thankfully, I
have an appointment at Spa Botanica, Singapore's best spa, a
mere five minutes away. I've signed up for the four-hands
massage followed by an aromatherapy facial. Both are sublime.
3:30 P.M. My driver and I race from Sentosa, at one
end of town, to Suntec City, at the other. I have a friend
waiting there with tickets for a seventy-five-minute
amphibious Duck Tour of Singapore. The tour guide turns out to
be spectacularly bad—so bad that she is weirdly enjoyable.
She treats us like a kindergarten class. "Can everyone
say, 'Quack-quack-quack' as we set off?" By the time the
bus splashes into the water, I am ready to jump in and take my
chances.
5 P.M. The Singapore Art Museum is blessedly cool.
Housed in a lovingly restored British colonial building, it
contains the world's largest public collection of
twentieth-century Southeast Asian art. I really can't spare
the time for the nearby Philatelic Museum, but my kid collects
stamps and the museum is tiny so I run in. To my delight,
there is an exhibition of Hans Christian Andersen stamps from
Denmark. The Asian Civilisations Museum, though, is my
favorite. Most of my expat buddies are members of its hugely
popular Friends of the Museum program, in exchange for which
they receive docent training and attend lectures on
interesting if obscure Asian topics such as Nawabi jewelry and
Chinese funeral artifacts.
6 P.M. Thirsty, I emerge from the museum and make a
beeline for Bar Opiume, known for its proseccos and popular
with the museum crowd. Its decor is Chinese courtesan meets
Czech count. After a quick drink, I walk along the waterfront,
admiring the playful bronze sculptures, en route to dinner at
the Fullerton. The hotel has two great restaurants: Jade,
which specializes in modern Chinese—try the steamed crab
claws stuffed with shark's fin—and San Marco, serving
elegant Italian atop the hotel in an erstwhile lighthouse. I
do double duty by having appetizers at Jade and a main course
at San Marco before running out. Nobody runs at the Fullerton,
but I have a bungee to jump.
7 P.M. I have been longing to try G-Max Reverse
Bungy, in Clarke Quay, a waterfront complex of restaurants and
bars where yuppies converge after work. Imported from New
Zealand, the three-seat contraption launches me sixty feet
into the air, at two hundred miles an hour, before plunging me
back to earth. It takes all of five minutes, and I scream my
head off the whole time.
7:20 P.M.Cruising down the Singapore River in a
traditional bumboat is an ideal way to enjoy the sunset. At
the opening to the harbor, a merlion—Singapore's
mermaid-lion mascot—stands guard. Directly across the water
is where the government plans to erect two massive megaresorts—complete
with casinos—at a cost of several billion dollars, which has
caused a furor among the citizens. A lot of Singaporeans are
hobbled by gambling debt racked up abroad, and building a
casino here, they fear, will only compound their problems. The
government's proposed solution is to charge stiff entry
fees—a hundred dollars per person—but this might actually
make things worse. As a Singaporean friend says, "Knowing
Singapore's kiasu mentality, charging a hundred-dollar
entry fee will make us more determined to gamble. I mean, this
is a culture where people stuff themselves at buffets to get
their money's worth."
Lost in thought, I lose track of time. I have tickets to Madama
Butterfly, which begins in ten minutes at the
durian-shaped performing arts complex, the Esplanade. If I am
late, I will have to wait until the doors reopen at
intermission. I beg my boatman to drop me off at the
Esplanade's pier. He refuses. It's illegal, he says. I take
out a fifty-dollar bill. Miraculously, I am at the Esplanade a
minute before the doors close.
9 P.M. I bail at halftime. I have tickets to a
stand-up comedy show at 1 Nite Stand, where visiting
Australian, British, and Canadian comics play to full houses.
I take a boat back to Clarke Quay feeling a little like James
Bond—or at least his stunt double—as the driver guns it
under low bridges.
10 P.M. As I amble from one nightclub to another, I
ask myself what is unique about Singapore's bar scene. The
downed drinks, jammed dance floors, loud music, and sweaty
people could be in Berlin or Buenos Aires. And then it occurs
to me: What's unusual about this otherwise standard-issue club
scene is that it is in Singapore at all; it's been less than
two years since the government legalized bar-top dancing. I
spot a new Indian restaurant, Ras, and can't resist going in.
The decor is modern and minimalist, but the food is
traditional and good.
Midnight I am drunk and exhausted but otherwise feel
terrific. Good enough, in fact, to give the G-Max Reverse
Bungy another go. Big mistake: Out comes dinner.
1 A.M. My driver and I keep moving. A young girl has
passed out on a bench outside Phuture. Mid-lifers lounge
around Velvet Underground. At Zouk, couples make out, break
up, and storm out. Hookers strike poses outside Attica, the
club of the moment. Also-rans include Este (Paris meets
Shanghai), Gotham Penthouse (Las Vegas meets Bangkok), and
Zenzie Bar (Spain meets Kyoto). The floor is packed at China
Jump because the drinks are gratis. I ask the bartender for
orange juice. "Six dollars," he says. Water? Also
six bucks. Whiskey? Free.
4 A.M.I proceed to the only reasonable alternative
at this hour: Mustafa, Singapore's 24/7 mall, where I stock up
on Indian curry powders, Indonesian lulur scrubs,
Lebanese dates, and Tiger Balm.
5 A.M. Back at the Fullerton, I request a wake-up
call in two hours and fall into bed. At last.
7 A.M. I begin day two by going to the Botanic
Gardens and joining groups of old Chinese people doing tai
chi. There is a mystical quietude to the place, broken only by
the odd dog walker, jogger, and shadowboxer.
8 A.M. The Coffee Bean & Tea Leaf at Paragon is
hopping. People sit on couches barking instructions into their
cell phone while sipping mochaccinos. I down a double
espresso, then another and another. I walk out a new woman. A
friend meets me at the American Club down the street. It used
to be my oasis when Singapore's "Singlish" got to
me. I revel now in its American twang, poolside smoothies, and
great quesadillas.
9 A.M. The Sri Veeramakaliamman Temple, in the heart
of Little India, is one of the oldest and busiest in
Singapore. Bells clang, devotees pray, and priests chant, yet
all is serene. Outside, I devour a cheese masala dosa
(a type of Indian crepe) at Dosa Corner before driving to the
Buddhist temples on nearby Race Course Road. The Sakya Muni
Buddha Gaya (a.k.a. the Temple of a Thousand Lights) has a
fifty-foot Buddha that presides sternly over the communing
masses. Opposite is the charmingly intimate Leong San See
Temple, with an interior that resembles a Tang dynasty palace.
10 A.M. Arab Street. Mee goreng noodles, nasi
padang, rojak salad: Malay cooking—or "Muslim
Food" as it is called here—abounds. Outside the
storefronts, bamboo baskets, hand-painted batiks, and silk
sarongs sway in the breeze. The grand Sultan Mosque, with its
gold dome, offers a cool, quiet respite from the heat.
11 A.M. Chinatown is just waking up. I go first to
Telok Ayer Street, where Thian Hock Keng (the Temple of
Heavenly Happiness) sits. Arguably the prettiest in Singapore,
this exquisite carved-wood temple was assembled in 1821
without nails.
I love Chinatown. Temple Street sells Chinese herbs and
inexpensive trinkets. Pagoda Street has stalls hawking
everything from cheap souvenirs to spirulina powder (huge over
here) alongside furniture stores peddling handsome Chinese
antiques. Eu Yan Sang is highly regarded and stocks
traditional Chinese medicines in modern packages. Along
Trengganu Street is the real thing: piles of herbs that an
in-house physician will weigh and mix before instructing you
to ingest them in the form of a soup.
The basement of Chinatown Complex has a wet market selling
eels, frogs, pig's trotters, snakes, and turtles, all consumed
with gusto by the Chinese. Three-story Yue Hwa is one-stop
shopping for chinoiserie, right down to bespoke cheongsams. I
get a reflexology massage at Kenko—a local chain—and am
rejuvenated.
12:30 P.M. At the edge of Chinatown is the Sri
Mariamman Temple, where busloads of tourists descend every
morning. I drive up to Keong Saik Road—née Prostitute
Road—which is now known for its art galleries and the
Whatever yoga café. I browse through the café's psychic
offerings—angel healing, crystal channeling, tarot card
readings—before settling on a pesto and onion jam sandwich
that my daughter used to love.
1 P.M. I am nearly full, but that has never stopped
me before. I lunch as reserved at Jaan, on the seventy-second
floor of the Equinox Complex at the Swissôtel, where I endure
mediocre food and slack service for the sake of spectacular
views.
2 P.M. I can't keep my eyes open. I go to The
Oriental hotel, which boasts one of the best spas in the city.
My husband and I once had a couple's massage here that melted
all our quarrels away. After sleeping through my massage, I
speed to the Ritz-Carlton's spa for an "express"
manicure-pedicure-facial that takes an hour.
4 P.M. Time for tea. I go to the Cedele bakery, for
its pesto breads, which come closest to the San Francisco
sourdough I love, and the Canelé Pâtisserie, for its
decadent chocolate cakes.
5 P.M. East Coast Park is Singapore's Central Park
equivalent. You can bike or in-line skate beside the water
after or before eating messy but delicious chili and black
pepper crabs. You can also kite-surf, sail, and windsurf.
7 P.M. The Line, at the Shangri-La Hotel, is the
restaurant of the moment. Designed by Adam Tihany, the
sprawling place has an all-white decor accented with bright
orange panels that is indeed stunning. High-class hawker food
is Singapore's latest trend, and The Line's several open
kitchens prepare fresh juices, pastas, salads, soups, and
sushi. The service is impeccable.
9 P.M. When in Singapore, you must not miss the
Night Safari at the zoo. It's a hyped-up tourist gimmick, but
the zoo itself is world-class and the concept is unusual:
Visitors board a golf cart with a guide who points a
flashlight at nocturnal and sleeping animals in their habitat,
after which there is an animal circus.
10 P.M. I go to Garibaldi, an old favorite, for
Italian food that's only decent but service that's exemplary.
Down the street, Killiney Kopitiam beckons. I've put off
visiting a kopitiam, Singapore's version of a coffee
bar, for one reason: The popular accompaniment to coffee, or kopi,
is toast slathered with a green jam made of coconut milk,
eggs, and sugar. It looks as unappetizing as it sounds. The
atmospheric Chijmes complex is a short walk away. Established
as the Convent of the Holy Infant Jesus in 1854, today it
contains not a nunnery but a wealth of watering holes. I hit
Father Flanagan's Irish pub, La Cave Wine Bar, Carnivore (the
name says it all), and others. The night air is uncomfortably
close, but I keep on walking.
12 A.M. I am dying for Indian-Chinese food and go to
Ghaangothree, in Little India, for dishes such as Hakka
noodles and Manchurian vegetables. The restaurant is closed,
but the lights are on and I persuade the chef to part with
some leftovers. Then it's on to Club Street, where my gay
friends like to go. I chill out at Aphrodisiac—blue lights,
soft music, killer "lycheetinis"—and catch up with
old friends. Maybe it's the music, maybe I've had one
lycheetini too many, or maybe, just maybe, I've reached my
limit. Whatever the reason, I pass out.
3 A.M. My friends rouse me. They are off to another
bar, but I still need to pack before heading to the airport.
Although my flight leaves at dawn, there is no need to show up
at Changi three hours early and endure abuse like I did at JFK.
Having checked in forty-eight hours prior via the Internet, I
arrive a scant hour before departure—ample time, as it turns
out.
With forty minutes till boarding, my body is still in
overdrive. Hmm, what shall I do now? I think to myself. My
legs jig in unconscious imitation of my eight-year-old. I
could take a dip in Terminal One's rooftop swimming pool and
go for a jog around the cactus and heliconia gardens, but I'm
not sure that my wasted, middle-aged body can cope with the
sudden burst of health. I could catch a game on one of the
twenty-four flat-screen TVs at the Skyplex Entertainment
Lounge. Or confess my sins in the multi-denominational Prayer
Room. In the end, I do what comes most naturally: I enjoy a
last drag in the smoking room and then shut myself in a pod at
the Oxygen Bar for a ten-minute zap of pure O2. After a few
minutes of deep breathing—huffing and puffing, really—I am
on cloud nine.
An hour later, as the tiny island recedes from my window, I
settle back into my seat and prepare to return to Mommy mode.
The last forty-eight hours have been fun. Surreal, but fun.
Like I said, this city has many things going for it.
From the July 2005 issue of TIME Asia Magazine
Copyright © 2005 Time Inc. All rights reserved.
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